Mass Re-dunce-dancy

Greetings, you unstoppable bureaucratic terminator! Welcome to the realm of Fire Points—where every person you fire earns you more cash and more chaos.

How to wreak havoc:

• Click the Active department card to fire employees.
• Each firing costs FP, but don’t worry—the reward system sends cash right back to you!
• Invest in Rapid Redundancy Upgrades to fire multiple employees at once, or opt for Automated Layoffs to keep the mayhem on autopilot.
• If you ever find yourself in a pickle, deleting incriminating evidence resets your progress. (No judgment here!)

So, strap in, click that fire button, and let’s dismantle bureaucracy with style and a healthy dose of absurdity!

- EM (Egomaniacal Maniac)

Bravo, you magnificent agent of chaos! You’ve eradicated every speck of bureaucratic bullshit, leaving a gaping void where government once lurked. As you stand atop the rubble of dismantled departments, know this: there’s no coming back from this level of glorious destruction... or is there?

With the colossal fortune you’ve helped me amass, I’ve built a time machine! That’s right—I’ve used all this cash to travel back in time so we can do it all over again, because, frankly, it’s just too damn fun.

- EM (Egomaniacal Maniac)

Ah, behold! You’re swimming in FP like Scrooge McDuck on steroids! You’ve hit the overflow – so much FP that numbers now mean nothing.

As the rich billionaire who built this firing system (with the help of an unpaid intern, whom I promptly fired), I’ve made enough money off your relentless sackings that I’m practically giving away upgrades for free. Enjoy these gifts – my way of saying, "Go forth and fire again!" Because when you’re as filthy rich as I am, even dismantling bureaucracy becomes a charitable act.

- EM (e-X-tra-Genius-Generous Maniac)